HELL YEA - SPM SEASON 3 FINISHED - NO MORE SPM x)

HELL YEA - SPM SEASON 3 FINISHED - NO MORE SPM x)

yea - YEA - YEA !!!! SPM eat my dust :D im leaving you for
GOOD



Finally I finished my SPM season 3 - which means im not a student
anymore X)



NO more waking up at 6am

NO more ironing school uniforms

NO more washing school uniforms - washing machine XD

NO more washing school shoes

NO more homeworks - which i normally wont do XD

NO more revision ... etc

NO more freaking exams

NO more freaking teachers

NO more boring school schedule

NO more school rules

NO more packing bag in the middle of the night

NO more freaking projects and scrap books

NO more boring speeches during assembly

NO more smelly toilets

NO more canteen food

NO more boring periods during classes

NO more duties as a prefect

NO more tuitions

NO more tuitions handout

NO more tuitions homework

NO more tuition extra classes

NO more school extra classes - which i wont go XD



NO MORE !! NO MORE !!! such a relief
- soo much freedom :D



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Biology - 24/11
- 8am till 3.15pm
Physics - 25/11
- 8am till 3.15pm

Seni2 - 27/11
- 8am till 11am
EST - 27/11
- 11.40am till 3.15pm

3.16 pm - MERDEKA


Biology was quite easy :D so was physic paper 3
physics paper 1 and 2 was crap man
- confusing questions O_O
which i not sure whether my answers are right or wrong :X

EST was EASY man -but i did some silly mistake in paper 1 -
awww ? XD
paper 2 was about nutrition and i wrote a 567 report
- note to Form4 ; do not write a LONG essay for article and reports

As for Seni2 - well :D it was a blast - my butterfly was so realistic ;)
and im very sure that i'll get A1 for it


Anyways lets forget about SPM since its over :D
- MERDEKA ! MERDEKA ! MERDEKA !

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after est paper 1 which was the last and final paper , some of the
students were so happie that they even shouted in the hall
as for the others including myself , we just put a smile on our faces and
walk away from the hall ... and yea , we sound pretty "guai" eh ?

well :D after walking down to the school compound , i shouted
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" and everybody looked back and
gave me the stares as i shouted like a girl being rape by a sex maniac
- WTF ?!!?

students of 5 KARISMA '08 took pictures among each other ..
we're pretty happie but at the same time kinda sad coz
we might not get the chance to see each other again :(
you dont expect all of us to attend the same course in
the same univercity right ? that would be very weird ..
before leaving , i told my fellow classmate
NOT to bring their kids on march'09 to school when its time to take SPM result
- which is on my BDAY -________- damn

well i gonna miss my girls and my boys of 5 KARISMA '08 very much :'

After reaching home - this might sound weird
but i think i missed exam and schooling days ...
good times with fellow classmate ..
For some of them , we've been classmate for like 8 years since primary >__< as the old M'sian Malyas proverbs says,
" setiap pertemuan mesti ada perpisahan "
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i dont really plan on celebrating but instead i went back home
and CLEAN my messy books and tuition handouts
- i've been living in a book garbage dump :X
i stacked all those papers and books together and guess what ,
the paper itself is as tall as the fridge .. wow XD

i guess there's nothing else for me to do during the school holidays besides
at home or find a job.......

SPM Season 2 is FINALLY !! over :D

SPM Season 2 is FINALLY !! over :D

FINALLY its over -____- ; i just have to wait for Season 3 to be over
and i can walk naked in that freaking school for
not a student there anymore - wooooooooo yeaa

Wonder how i did in my SPM Season 2
( General Science, Addmaths, Seni 1 & Chemistry )???
Well to be honest , I SCREW IT BADLY -

The 1st day of SPM season 2 was GS -
( general science & for those horny Gays out there GS is not Gila sex)

The night before it , i did last minute studying cause i thought it'll be easy
- but i underestimated it
- there's a few topics in GS that i dont even understand a single word
O_O

for example :
topics on Engine Stroke , Power Stroke ,
Injuction Stroke , Whatever Shit Stroke
STROKE ! STROKE ! STROKE
- dammit arrgghhhh - dapat stroke baru tau , ISSSHHH

while studying , mua
- yours truely was chatting with Justin, Maddie and Sylvia in a group convo
most of the time im ignoring them -
they were talking and mixing my name together
with embbie's name for no reason
- sort of like a mathematic name equation O_O

Derek + Embbie = Derembie ....etc
-___-?? WTH was that anyways...

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17/11/2008 , 8am-12.30pm :
When i stepped into the hall i was telling myself ,
" im dead im dead im dead im dead " -
but guess what ...
Surprisingly the paper was easy O_O and lucky for me, no STROKE ~
both paper 1 & 2 was easy so i was relief after
finishing it on that particular day

18/11/2008 - The next day was addmaths ;
everybody so worry about it that it gonna be
very very very very supperrr dupper hard ..
Initially we did paper 1 and it was easy
- im being very serious , ITS EASY ..
everybody was as happie as a fat pig and that didnt last long ....

** KRRRINNGGGGGG ~ goes the bell and its time for paper 2 **
" Ala dun worry its gonna be easy like paper 1 "
" we'll all do well in paper 2"
" cant wait for it to finish and score A man "
~wise~ words from my fellow classmates
but the happiness doesnt last long - when we open the paper

WHAMMM - BANNNNG - BOOOM - WOOO - INDEPENDENCE DAY
OMG ??!!!?? WHHHHAAATT THE HELL IS THIS
** FUMES **
YAY WE GONNA FAIL ADDMATHS =_____=

Acracking my cracked head doin few of the questions ,
i look around
- everybody was scratching their heads and
some even went out of the hall after 30min O_O
- F.Y.I paper 2 was HELL HELL HELL HELL HELLL
- u'll go nuts even its the easiest topic ....
some even went out of the hall sobbing and complaining O_O
- imagine how bad it is

Since that very day , I feel like killing and cursing those professors
geniuses who invented these BLOODY FORMULAS & EQUATION in
Addmaths - They aint got any life and all they do is
numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers ..
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Thursday marks the ending of Season2 SPM &
today we did Chemistry paper 1, 2 and 3..
We assume its gonna be very hard as we experienced it in Addmaths Paper 2,
thats why many of us burned the midnight oil -

well the question was not too hard actually , but i scew it badly =__=
paper 1 was easy peasy ( tak tau pun tembak saja la aiyo )

BUT

as for paper 2 ,
IT WAS EASY I TELL YOU but
I CANT REMEMBER A DAM THING ON WHAT I STUDIED
- and paper 3 was easy very easy
- im not being perasan saying that im clever ok ?

PS : i did 1 silly thing after my paper 3 chemistry

have you guys ever notice there's a "Lihat sebelah" arahan
when you guys sit for exams ?
well , after finishing my paper 3 ;
i followed that particular instruction and i peep at my neightbour's paper
( she left the hall early ) ..
1 of the teachers in the hall came near me and said ,

Teacher : What r u doin boy ..
Derek : I followed the instruction "Lihat sebelah "
Teacher : ** knocks rek head ** You silly boy ** giggles **
Derek : O.o?

*** KRRRINNNNGGG ** goes the bell again and YES !!!
SPM season 2 is over - went back home and here i am blogging

Stepping Into The World Of Blogging :D

Stepping Into The World Of Blogging :D


Today is officially my 1st day of blogging in the year 2008
... Im not gonna give a LONG speech as my 1st post
- nanti kamu semua ingatkan i crap grandfather story pula =_=
.. Anyways , SPM Season 1 just finished not too long ago
( BM ,BI ,Maths and SEJ ) and im glad History was finally OVER ...

I've been thinking what to do with my History handouts and
books coz i've been cursing and swearing and wondering
what have I done to deserve this STUPIAK subject
Here are some ideas that pops out in my mind after i did the exam (:

1. Burn them together with charcoal in a BBQ party
2. Recycle and get $_$
3. Save the enviroment by saving the trees ,
them as toilet tissues after "buisness"


Idea-idea mantap daripada DR.Derek ; who knows the goverment
might award me some kind of enviromental hero medal for this
- nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

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BM was " OK LAH, not too hard "
wrote about 700+ words for essay
- and yala very proud ** point self **
- plus tatabahasa ,ermmmm well i think wad i did was ok too

O_O I GUESS SO

so was English
( regret reading form 4 lit
because all the answers can be obtain frm the text -_- )
& 1 of the given title for the essay question was
"My Perfect Future Wife"
woohoooo such a nice essay to write


PS : i wrote about nearly 1k words and
i inserted some nasty words , heee

WARNING !!
YOU MIGHT NEED PARENTAL
GUIDANCE FOR THIS
dont say i din warn you especially GIRLS


~My ideal wife must be a sexy female virgin and
she knows her husband which is me punya needs .
This is because after a whole day of tensed working ,
foxy wife will be able to "hilangkan my stress" ........etc
~ faham-faham la , lazy wan think back and
write it in english so bahasa rojak will do

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As for Maths , WELL tak payah cerita panjang
- the person who will score A1 for Maths ,
no other den the HANDSOME ,OUTSTANDING , AMAZING
DEREK la ,
who else la rite * winks * : clap clap clap ~
~ so clever la him ish~ no wonder being admired :D xD

cough* cough* cough* please excuse him :D

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My pre-Independance SPM Season 1 doesnt just end there -
I had to deal or should I say,
HANDLE SOME LITTLE NOTTY GIRLS from SMKTJ2
a.k.a Maddie & her clan

Derek who tries to be a gentleman
together with his pal , Justin helped Embbie & Maddie
cari kerja kat Kajang town - aiya u knw la small girls ..
During our quest , that 2 girls hor , suddenly dissapear u know
- dunno where the hell they went .
So me and Justin searched for them everywhere but
in the end they were outside MetroPoint - WTFISH ?

We took a shortbreak before Embbie's mom fetch
two monkeys
( well technically they were born on the year of monkeys ) ,
had a little chat ..

Maddie's face was as red as tomato
when yours truely talked about male's kuku-bird
- After few minutes , disaster strike =.=
( faham-faham la , tak payah nak cakap lagi )
Even now I still kena jack from those girls about it ...